Drunk Puerto Rican style — the kind where you can't find the door or remember how you got there. Describes a pretty advanced state of intoxication in Puerto Rico.

In a flirty context, it means someone is really hot or sexy — nothing to do with money. When said in a suggestive tone, it's a direct compliment about physical attractiveness that leaves zero room for misinterpretation.

A guagua driver — guagua being what they call a bus in Cuba, Puerto Rico, and the Dominican Republic. The Caribbean public transit driver who rides with the radio blasting and knows every street in the neighborhood.

Something perfect, clear, or that turned out really well in Puerto Rico. When everything goes exactly as planned and there's absolutely nothing to fix — crystal clear perfection.